Satori CBD Edible Chocolates

Satori Chocolates Review

Satori may be a smaller player in the cannabis space, but their products are some of the most high quality and refined on the market. For one, the product development is done by a chef who has worked in some of the most impressive kitchens – like with Thomas Keller at The French Laundry. This fact alone makes Satori stand out as a brand, and I’m just getting started.

To Satori, edibles don’t just exist to get high. The company strives to provide potent plant-based benefits in the form of a gourmet chocolate that uses only the most pure and responsibly sourced ingredients. The price per dose fluctuates per product, but for the most part, Satori’s treats are reasonably priced, especially considering the high quality of not only the ingredients, but also the skill of the people making the product.

Highlights
Satori’s product offerings aren’t necessarily the most unique – brands like Kiva also sell chocolate covered blueberries and almonds – but Satori’s quality and taste is superior. The effects of each flavor was somewhat similar across the board. I felt the products to be very effective – Satori just decided to make all of their flavors functionally the same, instead of each product serving a similar purpose or yielding a specific effect. The packaging of this product is a bit less refined compared to others in its category, so it might not jump out to you on the shelf, but don’t let that stop you from buying!
Function
8
Finish
9
Flavor
10
Feeling
9
Reader Rating6 Votes
6.2
What's Good
With or without food
Overall wellness
Easy to use
Flavor
What's Bad
Availability
Aches
Joint Pain
9
Satori Chocolates

Technical Details

Availability:CA
Total Cannabinoids:50mg – 200mg
THC Content:>0.3%
Extract Source:Full Cannabis
Extraction Method:Distillate
Product Types:Edibles
Manufactured:Sonoma County, CA

Editor’s Picks

  • Not only are the Satori Milk Chocolate Covered Strawberries delicious, but they also are “fast acting,” meaning you feel the effects much quicker than the traditional 60-90 minutes. Their mellow high was also enjoyable.

Satori CBD Blueberries in Dark Chocolate (1:1)

Satori’s 1:1 CBD Dark Chocolate Covered Blueberries combine THC and CBD for peak effectiveness. Each blueberry has 2mg of both THC and CBD, perfect for microdosing. The low amount of THC means that a single dose isn’t psychoactive; however, the small dosage makes it easy to up your dose, should you find yourself wanting a different or more enhanced effect. This product is fairly low cost, at just 34 cents per dose. However, keep in mind that one dose is one blueberry, and it’s hard to eat just one – especially when they taste this good!

Product Summary

The dosage in the Blueberries is perfect for any type of cannabis user, whether you are new to the game, or know the exact number of mg THC you need to feel your best. Flavor wise, the rich dark chocolate is the most ideal match for tart dried blueberries. I found it hard to confine myself to just one dose. The tin the product comes in is a bit bulky, so I have a hard time seeing it easily slipping into a purse or backpack.

Goods

  • Any time of day
  • Flavor
  • Quality ingredients
  • Price
  • Overall Wellness

Bads

  • Expensive
  • Availability
  • Packaging
  • Aches / Pains
Specs
CBD:THC Ratio:1:1
CBD:100mg (2mg/dose)
THC:100mg (2mg/dose)
Extract Type:Full-Spectrum
Price: $17 ($0.34/dose)
Lab Report:
Effects
Good For:#Anxiety, #Relaxing, #Wellness
Effects Felt:Relaxed, Calm
Smell:Sweet
Taste:Blueberry, chocolate

Satori Sweet & Salty Almonds in Dark Chocolate

Satori’s chef described edibles to be an important and sometimes necessary thing when working all day at a restaurant. While some brands take more of a medicinal approach, listing the intended effects for each product, Satori’s chocolates are seen more of an addition to your daily life for overall wellness. This flavor contains just a tiny amount of CBD, but 6mg THC per serving. As far as potency goes, this is one of the highest doses of THC in the Satori product line. This product takes anywhere from 60-90 minutes to take effect, much in line with your standard edible experience.

Product Summary

Oh man, I might have to email Satori for some non-medicated samples just so I can fulfill my perpetual craving for these perfectly salty and sweet, crunchy chocolate covered almonds. Of the three products I tried, the flavor of this one stood out the most. With 6mg per serving, a couple of almonds can get you into a pretty relaxed state. I tried mine on a Sunday evening, and it certainly helped cure the scaries.

Goods

  • End of the day
  • Easy to use
  • Flavor
  • Relaxing

Bads

  • Availability
  • Packaging
Specs
CBD:THC Ratio:0:1
CBD:0mg
THC:100mg (6mg/dose)
Extract Type:Full-Spectrum
Price: $19 ($1.18/dose)
Lab Report:
Effects
Good For:#Stress, #Relaxing, #Aches
Effects Felt:Relaxed, Relief
Smell:Nutty, sweet
Taste:Chocolate, almond

Satori Fast-Acting Strawberries in Milk Chocolate

Satori sources their perfectly tart strawberries from Italy, and then enrobes them in creamy milk chocolate. Each dose, or strawberry, has 3mg THC, making it easy to eat two and still be technically microdosing. This product in the Satori line uses new and proprietary technology to make the strawberries fast acting, meaning you won’t need to wait the customary two hours for them to take effect. Intended to simply enhance your day and help you decompress, these chocolate covered strawberries are great for overall wellness and nutrition.

Product Summary

It’s no secret that I’m an impatient person, which is why these chocolate covered strawberries were so perfect for me. I felt their effect in more like 20-30 minutes, which was amazing. If you’re a dark chocolate fan like me, the milk chocolate flavor might be slightly too sweet, but you’ll forget all about that when the chocolate takes effect and you experience its mellow, pleasant high.

Goods

  • Any time of day
  • Easy to use
  • No detectable cannabis taste
  • Quality

Bads

  • Packaging
  • Availability
Specs
CBD:THC Ratio:0:1
CBD:0mg
THC:100mg (3mg/dose)
Extract Type:Full-Spectrum
Price: $19 ($0.57/dose)
Lab Report:
Effects
Good For:#Wellness, #Relaxing
Effects Felt:Relaxed, Calm
Smell:Sweet, fruity
Taste:Chocolate, strawberry